Not me!, Monday

It's that time again!  I find that this little bloggy fun is a great way for me to preserve some of those random happenings in my life (for better or worse!).  It is going to be great fun to look back on these some day!

Check out MckMama's blog for more "Not me!" moments from other "perfect" moms like me!  They are hilarious!

If I haven't mentioned it before, I am a perfect mom!  I do NOT tolerate whining, tantrums, or tattling...EVER, and I did NOT give-in to any of these things at any time in the past week.  Nope, not me!  I use age and situation appropriate discipline every. single. time.!

I did NOT support my husband's decision to lie to my son after his last flag football game.  It would never be appropriate to tell a 6 year old that his team won a game even though they lost fair and square (just like they lost every single other game this season *sniffle*)

I did NOT jump up and down and congratulate him when he excitedly yelled to me "WE WON MOMMY!!!"  That would totally be in support of lying, and I would NEVER do that (even though it put the biggest smiles you can imagine on a bunch of sweaty little boys)

I did NOT give Reeves and Lucy a basket full of mismatched socks and offer to pay them a nickel for every pair they made.  That would be lazy of me.....I should have done the matching myself.  I also did NOT convince myself that it was an educational exercise for them and therefore to their benefit!  

I did NOT feed my 9 month old, Greer, apple pie and ice cream.  She's much too young for that and it would NOT have been good for her.  And after that, I did NOT laugh hysterically at her sugar high....she was not a maniac child for at LEAST 2 hours (and she did NOT end up staying awake till 8:30 when her bedtime is usually around 7). 

She did NOT take her first "sugar fueled" steps that night.  She is WAY to young to be walking, and that would mean that my little baby is getting to be a big girl....nope, she is NOT going to ever grow up if I have anything to do with it! 

 Nope, I did NOT also eat apple pie and ice cream because that would definitely NOT be on the diet that I started this week.  I have much more self control than that!!! 

Saturday night, I did NOT put Greer into the spare outfit that was in the diaper bag after her bath at my mother-in-law's house (because I forgot to pack pajamas), let her sleep in said clothes, take her to church in said clothes, and put her BACK to bed in said clothes last night....it's NOT a long story!!!

And finally....after a late night out, I did NOT feed Greer at 5 this morning.   She did not wake up WAY too early and I did NOT want to get a few more hours of sleep (it DID work like a charm though, and we both slept in till 8:30!) 

What did you NOT do this week!?