"Not Me!" Monday

It's one of my most favorite bloggy times of the week....and it is so much fun! "Not Me!" Monday is sponsored by one of my favorite bloggers, MckMama. It's a great way to get all those little things off your chest that you totally did NOT do this week. I love reading the others, too. It makes me feel better about some of the stupid funny things that happen in my little life. I'm all about being real, y'all! So, here goes....

I did NOT choke on my diet coke yesterday when I read my husband's current status on Facebook. It was so NOT what I had been thinking myself, but couldn't quite put into words:
"Chris is tired of barf. All my kids have done this week is barf. I am so tired of barf that I could barf." Well said, well said!

I did NOT repeat almost every. single. one. of my "Not Me's" from last week. That would mean that I don't learn from my own mistakes...isn't that what a responsible mommy/wife/human being should do?!

I did NOT embarass myself beyond measure while shopping alone in Target one rainy day. Nope, I did NOT have on my Croc ballet flats (that tend to stick to the floor when they are wet) causing my usually not so graceful self to trip about 46 times while making my way around the store.

When it happened for the 47th time, I did NOT say "D@mmit, I hate these stupid shoes!" out loud, only to be overheard by a sweet old lady. Nope, I said that in my head....NOT out loud! I did NOT then trip over myself 3 more times trying to walk away gracefully! Have I ever mentioned what a klutz I am?

I have to tell you, I could put about 55 more things down here, but you have better things to do than read about what a freak I am! I can't believe how many "Not ME!" moments I seem to have each week. How about you?