"Not Me!" Monday

So, in blogging world (which I will admit that I am new to), there are some bloggers who have themes for certain days where they invite other bloggers to participate in certain little posts.  I have never joined in this phenomenon, but have chosen to do so for MckMama.  I have really gotten hooked on her blog, and I also love the way she thinks.  I have to admit, this one is right up my alley....

As for me....here are my "I did NOTs" for the past week....

I did NOT completely forget that I had a BABY (whose name is Greer, by the way).  I did NOT totally forget that she was at "mother's day out" and that I had to pick her up..... until I drove by the church where she was (on the way to pick up Lucy, my 4 year old, from HER preschool)....No, I didn't do that!

I did NOT tell Chris and my mom that it was NOT OK for Greer to have pancakes with SYRUP and then feed them to her myself the very next morning!

I did NOT spend hours on end researching the Jon and Kate Plus 8 scandal instead of doing all the other things I should have been doing last night! 

I did NOT tell Lucy EXACTLY how babies are born (when she asked me what part of Greer came out first), down to the body part they come out of.  I did NOT tell her that I was lying down so that Greer wouldn't fall on the floor when she came out (she asked me specifically "but Mommy, how did you do that without Greer falling on her head!  I kid you NOT!).  

What did you NOT do this week!?