It's NOT one of my most favorite bloggy times of the week....and it is NOT so much fun!
"Not Me!" Monday is NOT sponsored by one of my favorite bloggers (and dear friend), MckMama. It's NOT a great way to NOT get all those little things off your chest that you totally did NOT do this week. I do NOT love reading the others, too. It DOES NOT make me feel better about some of the
One morning after breakfast, I did NOT pluck all of the leftover/dropped Honey Nut Cheerios off of Greer's pajamas and eat them myself. I did NOT decide to count them as about 1 point on Weight Watchers....nope, not me!!
Greer did NOT get a hold of a bottle of clear nail polish while I wasn't looking, manage to remove the top, and proceed to NOT pour the entire contents of the bottle into her big sister's eye (as she lay on the floor watching Dora the Explorer). Lucy did NOT scream PURE BLOODY MURDER at the TOP of her lungs and completely NOT freak Greer out. Chris was NOT not home and I did NOT almost panic. All is NOT well, though....thank you GOD!
On another note of NOT horribly dangerous occurances.....Greer did NOT manage to find a pile of thumbtacks under her bathroom sink that her Daddy did NOT leave there after he painted her room (3 MONTHS before she was born). I did NOT notice her munching on something while I was straightening up her room and I did NOT do a quick finger-sweep of her mouth. I did NOT manage to extract 3 thumbtacks from her 13 month old mouth!!!! Chris did NOT get the 3rd degree about that one, and I am NOT afraid of what our mothers will have to say after they read this post.
Please, y'all.....do NOT call DHR on us (seriously, I beg you)!!! I promise we are capable of raising our three NOT wild children (you see, I was also NOT responsible for several near-death moments in my children's lives this week....)!!! Our mothers (their grandmothers) are NOT completely horrified at the carelessness of our actions.....we are NOT scared to death about what they will NOT have to say after they read this post....sorry Charcey and Honey!
I am NOT surprised that we haven't had a visit to the E.R. in a while....especially after my NOT crazy (very NOT unfortunate) Friday the 13th!!! Wanna see what did NOT happen?!...
What did you NOT do this week? Check out MckMama's blog for even more fun!
He's our all boy, athletic, Daddy loving, amazingly messy, school adoring, people pleasing, ultra sensitive, fruit craving, mercifully giving, bed hopping, dangerously destructive, absolutely precious first born.
She's our extremely funny, big hearted, completely dramatic, very talkative, nurturing, terribly sassy, independent, fashion forward, chocolate craving, brown eyed, Mommy helping, sorta sneaky, beautifully stunning second born!
6 kind words:
Wow! Greer is a mess and in to everything. I know my time is coming. Olivia is barely 6 months and tries to get her hands on everything in sight.
Megan -- I'm so happy I did NOT enjoy reading that...otherwise, I might NOT have realized that there are other mothers out there who are NOT just like me. LOL! I love reading your blog! :D
Ahhhhh! No way! (the tacks)
Laughing out load at the Weight Watchers points.
I have to say, you lead a very crazy life. DEFINITELY not boring! When was your last boring day?
Glad you got those tacks!! (Are you sure there weren't MORE and 3 were the only ones still in her mouth?)
How is the WW going? Can you tell us your progress?
Honey and I have talked and emailed extensively ... just so you know. We are scared of your house! I love you. mom/Charcey
I am both cringing and cracking up as I read this! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with kiddos who, despite my best efforts, have near brushes with total disaster on a regular basis! this was such fun to read!
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