It's NOT one of my most favorite bloggy times of the week....and it is NOT so much fun!
"Not Me!" Monday is NOT sponsored by one of my favorite bloggers, MckMama. It's NOT a great way to NOT get all those little things off your chest that you totally did NOT do this week. I do NOT love reading the others, too. It DOES NOT make me feel better about some of the less than attractive funny things that DO NOT happen in my little life. I'm NOT all about being real, y'all! So, here goes....
I did NOT have a dream where I did NOT almost marry some random man, with my husband's blessing....that would NOT be super weird. What is NOT wrong with me!
I did NOT have a dream where I did NOT almost marry some random man, with my husband's blessing....that would NOT be super weird. What is NOT wrong with me!
I did NOT pull over in our neighborhood when my son did NOT have to "tee tee" Right Now! It was NOT in a little bit of a wooded area, and hopefully nobody saw what we were up to.
Greer did NOT eat dog poop this week while we were playing in the front yard....nope! It did NOT completely gross me out and I did NOT run inside and almost completely drown her trying to wash it all out....ewwww!
I did NOT drive to my little home town (as I do NOT DO every 8 weeks or so) to have my hair"done" (that's NOT what we call it in the South!). I did NOT blast my music and sing at the top of my lungs the whole. way. there., and I am NOT working on a post about the impact that drive has on my very soul! Do NOT come back soon to read all about it....it's NOT way too much for this post!
I did NOT fall flat on the floor in the middle of the busy Nurses Station when the chair I did NOT think was just under me was in fact actually not there at all. No, I am NOT a highly professional, well put together Charge Nurse. They do NOT call me "Grace" for nothin'!
My sweet hubby did NOT manage to go to 2 birthday parties in one day, and he did NOT also bring home 2 of our kid's friends for the rest of the afternoon. I did NOT come home from work at 8 pm to find a clean house, 5 NOT clean children (1 NOT sound asleep), and some leftover Pizza (just NOT for me). What could NOT be better than that! I DO NOT love you, Chris!!!
What about you? What did you NOT do this week!?
He's our all boy, athletic, Daddy loving, amazingly messy, school adoring, people pleasing, ultra sensitive, fruit craving, mercifully giving, bed hopping, dangerously destructive, absolutely precious first born.
She's our extremely funny, big hearted, completely dramatic, very talkative, nurturing, terribly sassy, independent, fashion forward, chocolate craving, brown eyed, Mommy helping, sorta sneaky, beautifully stunning second born!
7 kind words:
i am dying here! poop eating...oh, that is so my kids! and the falling on the floor! yep, i totally almost had a 911 event at my daughter's boyfriends house after meeting his parents. yep, that would have been classy!
Hilarious Not Me's and honest to boot! I didn't do any Not Me's but might join again next week! Thanks for sharing!
Suzanne (formerly CountryMom)
Whoa. That is one awesome hubby!!! Way to go Dad!
Great list... hope you have a blessed day!
Amanda
Not only does your husband have bedroom eyes, but he's a great dad and hubby! Go figure!
Great "Not Me!"
My son had a ball of what looked like poop in his hand the other day & I swear he was planning on eating it! I washed his hands & brushed his teeth REALLY well!
Is getting your hair done not what everyone says? My family is from AL, but I've lived all over. I guess I've never noticed. The southern way is the right way...right!?!?
don't those dreams just freak you out?! i often wonder what's going on in my subconscious because i have crazy weird dreams too!
i love your not mes.. so fun to read!
LOL - seriously - you guys are NOT the cutest dang couple, ever! And eating poop - ewewewew!
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